Saturday, 31 July 2010

An Ode to the Orange

For those orange oddities that dwell in the doorspace of Boots and Debenhams and prefer their fake tan to look as if it was created by Ronseal to blend with the complection of a carrot craving Umpa Lumpa.

This is a variation on this image I submitted to my deviantArt account. I saw a girl in Llanddudno a few weeks ago who smeared this slop on her arms so haphazardly that it looked as if she was caked in mud.

Ceri told me with horror in her face that it was probably the desired effect. I wanted to give the girl a flannel and tell her to get a wash.

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